You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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