sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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