A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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