So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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