Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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