that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So squirting runs in the family.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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