Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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