sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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