It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
foreskin is a definite game changer
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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