you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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