dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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