Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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