Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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