How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
