dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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