My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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