Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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