This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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