Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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