let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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