are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
cat food counts as protein by the way
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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