I didn't shave. On purpose
I cockslap morals
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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