This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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