try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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