What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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