My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think my moral compass just broke
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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