There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
