I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
