We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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