The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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