Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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