i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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