Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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