epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
