i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate all girls vehemently.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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