whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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