he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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