Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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