She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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