Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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