So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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