I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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