Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
