he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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