i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The feeling are messing with the penis
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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