the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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