SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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