Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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