By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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