Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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