It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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